1. Do not have your stuff ready to go in the morning.
2. Walk around the house half dressed until the last possible moment.
3. While wandering around the house stroll to the kitchen and pour a big glass of OJ.
4. Wander off to the bathroom to comb your hair.
5. When exiting the bathroom stop at your desk to look for something that you were thing of while pouring the glass of OJ.
6. Trying to remember what you were thinking you remember the glass of OJ and head to the kitchen.
7. On the way your 3 y.o. asks for some breakfast.
8. After 5 minutes of naming off everything in the fridge you remember it’s time to leave.
9. Run through the house grabbing everything you need while getting dressed.
10. While putting your shoes on your spouse reminds you about your glass of OJ.
11. Now go back and repeat steps 3, 7 and 9.

You have now just missed the bus.

To add insult to injury repeat the list above to miss a second bus.